This is the only time I kinda wish they went with sexual innuendo. Unless urolagnia was what they were going for.

Merry Christmas from an elf that would freak Norman Bates out……

Merry Christmas from an elf that would freak Norman Bates out……

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"You aren’t you when you’re hungry" - You mean, a misogynistic asshole?

If you want to be a decent human, stop eating Snickers. 

I thought the look was “pedophile” or “rich dirty uncle” or “Woody Allen” but ok…whatever you say. 

"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

boner-chan:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

For the ads, with the smattering of Tumblr Social Justice 101

(Reblogged from cyanine)

Seriously, you couldn’t find any black kids? Any at all? 

If you wanted some white children to not scare away the donors, at least find some white Africans.

♫ And it’s been awhile, since I first saw you ♫

So I’ve been too busy with my sjw blog. In order to atone for being a feminist killjoy/white apologist/ etc, etc, I will make sure to post a lot more often, or at least have a queue going.

Also, if you see something I did not cite, please, PLEASE, lemme know. I would hate to steal work from others with better jokes than me. 

You can visit that one too, if you want. But I’m much less humorous and more “This is my life, fuck oppression!”  

http://supersocialjustice.tumblr.com/

(Reblogged from truth-has-a-liberal-bias)

Oh look! A hilarious parody making fun of women’s shampoo commercials for their ridiculous marketing….oh wait, nope. It just states that if you use any product that doesn’t explicitly say “for men,” you might as well hack off your penis and call it a clitoris. 

*edited to find another video that works*

Because nothing is more exciting than a random guy tricking kids into a bus, taking them somewhere else besides where he first promised, and promising that they’ll get some toys when they go with him

Alright: I need to wrap it up with two more wins (or at least, 1 and 3/4 of a win) and then it’ll be back to the bad ads you don’t know, never wanted to know, and sure as hell don’t love.

This isn’t funny, but it is an awesome beer commercial that displays true masculinity. I dare you not to cry.

I DARE YOU! 

WIN ARTICLE:

Great spoof on Diamond commercials. They even have a British guy explaining why their bacon is superior (because British = fancy, dun!)